I haven't always been thrilled with the performance of the sites I host on Dreamhost, but I do like giving my money to the kind of company that will include this in their April Fool's post:

So shit, cPanel for everybody!

Yeah, I said shit. What’re they going to do – fire me? Well they can’t fire me because I QUIT. I’m buying a yacht and moving to Laguna Beach.

So shit.

Shitty shit.

Also, balls.