Eric: research papers suck ass

Me: yup

Me: thankfully, I haven’t had to do one since high school

Me: “This is good practice!” they said.

Eric: really

Me: “You’ll have to do a lot of these in college!” they warned.

Eric: why havent you

Me: “Bullshit!” said I!

Me: And I was right and there was sunshine and puppies

Eric: oooh

Eric: puppies