Allow me to summarize the State of the Union address for you

People want to kill you. Weapons of mass murder AND destruction. For reals.

Iraq is in great shape - they even voted not too long ago. We fight for freedom (unless it's here, in which case you might be a terrorist). If we leave now, we're cowards. You're not a coward, are you?

Hey look, I brought along the family of a dead soldier. I'm a good guy, right?

They'll kill you! THEY'LL KILL US ALL!!

I can order surveillance on you, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it (thunderous applause, cut to Hillary Clinton with stupid expression).

Nine eleven Iraq freedom liberty Al Queda Patriot Act terrorists Iran nukyular God Homeland Security terrorist Jesus.

I only watched 20 minutes before I lost interest, but I think we all know how it ends. God Bless America.