According to MT’s Activity Log, the following are recent searches on the site:

  • samsung
  • g
  • right
  • poop

I’d like to think I’m the Internet’s leading authority on Samsung or (preferably) poop, but Leading Authority on Chewed-Up Pencils and Rotating Doors was the best one left when I finally got around to choosing.

And to clarify, I’m not moving back to Buffalo. Yet. I will be spending the summer in Rochester, doing the same job I’m doing now. The whole company hootenanny is to take place AFTER college.

Just so we’re clear.

(Also, hootenanny is a real word.)